The Tenta-crush

When the beach was covered in mush,
Out crawled the evil Tenta-crush.
It looked around with its hypnotic eye.
Searched and searched, until it spied
A boy walking on the beach
It opened its mouth, let out and earsplitting screech.
Then lashed out angrily with tentacles
Smooth and deadly green tendrils.

The boy got out of the way just in time.
The Tenta-crush, annoyed, spat out luminous slime.
It stared at the boy, and he stared right back.
When the boy was frozen, it launched its attack.

Around his neck the tentacle wrapped,
Picked up the boy, on the ground he was slapped.
It ate the child in one big bite.
Then swam in the sea, slept for the night.

So little children you better beware
Walk on the beach and you'll get a scare.
Beware the evil Tenta-crush
And his sloppy slimy stinking mush.

The Ninja's Forest

As a boy, he loved to jump around and sword fight for fun. Now he did it for a living. For a living, to get food and money, to escape from his enemies and to get home. His name was Matsui. Finally he returned to his home, a hut hidden in the branches of an elm tree. Living in the darkness of the forest he was safe. Having learnt Bushido, he could fend off the animals of the forest.

He went to the waterfall to meditate. A few days ago he sensed something. Something big. Something angry. Something that Matsui might not be able to defeat. As he meditated, he figured it out. The forest spirits were angry. More and more trees were being cut. Only one thing could calm then. Human blood!

They would send a dragon to exact their revenge. He could warn the Emperor but the guards would kill him. So he rested for the night. Tomorrow he would hike up the maintain and kill the dragon.

The next day he took out his sword with the magic enchantments carved into it. He hiked up to the top of the mountain. Right there, flying high above him, was the feared dragon - Harikimi.

Its teeth were white daggers, its breath smelt like rotting, half digested meat and its eyes were soulless black pits with red pupils. Matsui drew his sword and lunged at Harikimi.

Harikimi hit Matsui out of the way with its scaly claw and roared. Matsui jumped, and without thinking, cut Harikimi's eye. Now half blind, flew and shot green fire into the forest. Matsui watched in horror as on quarter of his forest was lost in the inferno.

Seeing this, the forest spirits tried to help Matsui. They enchanted Matsui's sword. Matsui was now as fast as lightening and as strong as an ox. Matsui ran and stabbed Harikimi's heart. The mighty dragon fell. Luckily, Matsui was able to throw Harikimi off himself.

Matsui's victory would only be know by a handful of people. Him, the forest spirits, the now dead Harikimi and us.

(Who) I love

I love my mother (nah nah, nah nah)
I love her so bad (nah nah, nah nah)
If I had no mother (nah nah, nah nah)
I would be so sad

Music: nah nah, nah nah stomp stomp, stomp stomp
nah nah, nah nah stomp stomp, stomp stomp
(except for last time nah x 3)

I love my father (nah nah x 2)
He makes me so glad (nah nah x 2)
If dad was gone (nah nah x 2)
It would make me sad

Music

I love my brother (nah nah x 2)
He can drive me mad (nah nah x 2)
But he's my brother (nah nah x 2)
And he makes me glad

Music x 2